Man, these have to be some downright bad costume ideas. Just read through some of them. I hope that the people that thought of some of them actually had to wear em. Some of them are alright i guess but i really can’t get over some of them:

Waist of Time: Attach watches to your belt.
Undertaker: Wear a long dark trench coat and stuff all the pockets with ladies’ undergarments.
Harry Putter: Rent or buy a gorilla costume and carry around a golf club
Where The Lost Laundry Goes: Sew single socks all over a pair of sweats. Wear pantyhose on your head. Now you are “where the socks lost in the laundry go.”

Caught on Lover’s Lane: He wears shirt buttoned up the wrong way, pants unzipped, looking all disheveled, with lipstick kisses all over his face and neck (along with some on his shirt and one or two strategically placed close to the zipper of his pants). She wears a dress with the waist band all bunched up and twisted, lipstick smeared all over her mouth with the back of her hair all messed up, she could be missing a shoe and have holes in her panty hose. For added fun, have the man stick an empty condom package in his shirt pocket.

These people are sooo creative and hilarious.

their site is http://www.madeyouthink.org. If you go there, they will mail you free flags so you can decorate the piles of shit around your neighborhood! Too bad you guys moved out of shit central, aka allston.

A record-breaking eight straight post-season wins all the way up through a World Series sweep. Amazing. Almost two hours after the game and it still hasn’t sunk in. I figure eventually it might.

So what’s next for Boston? I think Curt Schilling put it best when he said:

“… and Monday is a Schilling holiday. It’s a five-day weekend. A weekend where drinking is not only permitted, it’s encouraged.”

Wise words from a wise man. A world champion. Congratulations Sox!!

They’re an all acoustic group from the members of Streetlight Manifesto plus some other random people. They’re real good considering they cover catch 22 and streetlight songs with only acoustic instruments, the link to the songs on their page is busted so I threw some of them up here. There a good listen especially for those people who know the originals, and if not you should give them a listen, Streetlight Manifesto.

1. They Provide The Paint
2. Its a wonderful life
3. Dear Sergio

They Provide the Paint is really good. Go Sox. yeah.

Ah this is a great site.

http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html

It contains some advice that should never be ignored

AFDBS = tin foil hat

“BEWARE OF COMMERCIAL AFDBS: Since you should trust no one, always construct your AFDB yourself to avoid the risk of subversion and mental enslavement. Sometimes, AFDBs will be sold on places like eBay. Do not purchase these pre-made AFDBs, even if the seller seems trustworthy. They may contain backdoors, pinholes, integrated psychotronic circuitry or other methods that actually promote mind control.”

Plus it directly relates to my halloween costume(or one of them at least).

Gabe

There’s a lot more accurate ways to determine the outcome of the presidential elections. For example, it turns out that the sales of costume masks have correctly predicted the election since statistics starting being kept in 1980. Whichever candidate sells the most masks of his likeness will end up winning the election. It’s true! Right now, Dubya’s in the lead but not by much — 55% of mask sales are in his likeness. Halloween ain’t here yet, though, so there’s still some time left for procrastinators to support their guy.

If you want a more scientific way to predict the elections, look no farther than the Washington Redskins. Yup, once again it’s completely true. Check it: “The Washington Redskins have proved to be a time-tested election predictor. In the previous 15 elections, if the Washington Redskins have lost their last home game prior to the election, the incumbent party has lost the White House. When they have won, the incumbent has stayed in power. This election year, that deciding game takes place on Sunday, October 31 … vs. Green Bay.” You can read more about this at snopes.com.

New Yankee’s shirts..

From watching the wire on HBO I think I could form a great crime network with the people I know. First off: none of this shooting a gun like your painting the neighborhood. Its your job people, me and my gang would be at the range at least twice a week. If the movie Heat taught me anything, its you can shoot your way out of any bad situation with lots automatic weapons. Another thing, no 10 grand rims for the SUV, instead lots of bullet proof glass and body armor. It pointless when your spreewells are spinning at the stoplight when your dead in the drivers seat. Though to give the drug dealers on the wire credit, using the prepaid phones is a cool idea.

Sign-ups for the criminal network will be up here shortly…open to ideas about what area of crime we should break into first.

aaron and rob- let’s make a bike movie. yes?

I’m going to hell for thinking this is hilarious…..

this is what passes for comics now days…

WOW! Its like my real life! Seriously at least Garfield has three panels of crap. If I’m for some reason missing the overwhelming comic value in this please explain it to me, but I cant see anything.