From the same guy that brought you the credit prank, heres his viagra prank. Not only taking vaigra that wasn’t his, he takes it in church, with his family. What problem can’t online pharmacies solve.
Heres a great quote:

So my little experiment of taking Viagra in church resulted in a rush of blood to the old man, as I predicted. After the service, however, my wife and I had the entire afternoon free. And it’s a good thing. Let me clear up one thing: Viagra does not help you last longer. If you can only fish for three or four minutes before spilling the chowder, Viagra will not help you there.

I dont get this picture, but if your not at work, you try searching google images for viagra. Lets just say you get some crazy cartoons.

Well I’ve been noticing lately that no one checks the signature on your credit card against what you hand in. It couldn’t have been more clear last night when adam and I got take out. See Adams a smart cookie, and writes “SEE ID” in the space where your signatures supposed to go. In the perfect retail world this would force him to present ID for every purchase, foiling ol’ Joe McThief from stealing his money. Well, this doesn’t even phase indian take out lady. She takes it without even a glance at the back. Then today I ran across this great piece about the things you can get away with as your signature.

Heres from his trip to the New England Aquarium:

Now, someone should have caught this. First of all, everyone knows that Shamu works at Sea World. Second, how could Shamu accurately render a scale drawing of himself? That kind of penmanship would be unlikely from a creature using only its vestigal fins.

Since nobody else did, figured I’d post here. Remember to drink your Guinness tonight kiddies. Or be like Teddy here -

- and just drink whatever the hell booze is in sight.

Just for good measure, a link for the holiday. Have a few beers with friends

Joe’s been acting kinda strange recently guys, i thought you might like to know. I’m considering an Intervention, but hopefully this is just a passing phase.

So I suppose that if I lived in Fairbanks Alaska and had some money to blow this is definitely something I would do. Definitely start from the first page and go through them all, it’s pretty sweet. But the countdown is on for this to fall.

Haha well this article came out a while back, but somehow a video has surfaced. If you haven’t seen the article don’t read it until you see the video. It always seems like you can find the video to something crazy like this, even when its just a dare cop talking to a class about gun use. Best quote of the whole video is…

this a glock forty, 50 cent, 2 short, all them talking about the glock 40. Im the only one professional enough in this room to carry a glock 40…

heres the video, its awesome.

“We’re going to let the world know we didn’t just come to some little hick town back in the cobwebs of Massachusetts. We came to a town that is vibrant, a town that really has a resounding and a reverberating effect around the world. It is American history personified.”

Believe it or not, but in this quote Don King is talking about Worcester. All of us know better than to succumb to his glamour, glitz and marketing hype, don’t we? But nevertheless there’s going to be a WBA title fight in Worcester on April 2. You can get the event information at the DCU center site. Please pick me up a ticket as well.

Well I cant say I’ve ever been a fan of anime. Something about animating a gaint creature with a hundred tenticles going at it with school girls never really got my blood flowing. Well my favorite site in the whole world started a group to clean up our streets the old fashioned way, drunk and behind the wheel.

I suggest non-believers change their attitude because “Thalt shalt not hinder the drinking of aged spirits whilst riding thine own wagon.” is one of the most important commandments of the Bible, and God already hates you enough as it is.”

Wow…

Need a warm up to the impending orange party? Nothing better then a little atmosphere at the middle east. Not to mention greyskul is warming it all up. Im not sure if they’re any good but with a name like that how could they not be. 8 PM saturday.

I think some of these chicks went to WPI. ’nuff said

Now I know some people aren’t from around here and dont have a clue where their going. These people might need to randomly cut traffic lines and do other really stupid driving moves. Ok, I can deal with that. Out of state plates, easy. On the other hand, I doubt all the people cuting the line on the route 2 / 95 interchange are from out of state. Seattle managed to get a law passed for these wonderful people. You know something needs to be done when cops are gettting cheers and thumbs up from teenagers.

Now this pictures not related but it was the best picture for “pulled over” on google image search.