“We’re not looking to take it alive,” said the victim’s husband, Richard Bailey, as he held a shotgun. “I just want it out of here.”

In-case any of you forgot about your fear of a snake coming out of the toilet and biting you when you were 10, here’s a reminder: it happens every day, especially if your afraid of snakes. Well not every day, but it did happen.. and I guess it doesn’t matter if your afraid or not. It happens though, and here’s the proof. I love any story where the guy flashes his shotgun to the camera menacingly…

I always loved the little widgets you could have to organize information like weather on Apple’s OS. Well, the company behind such a cool idea was bought out by yahoo yesterday, and now the software is free! They have a ton of different widgets on their website, including the lite bright above. If you can’t wrap your mind around the sweet idea of your own personal lite bright, don’t worry, there are less useful ones like weather and RSS. Pretty awesome.

Well now that the tragedy in London has reverberated around the world, its time for some of the dumber celebrities to step forward and tell the world of their suffering. On of the first to tell his story was R&B singer Omarion. Here’s the opening paragraph from the article:

“London was the scene of carnage on Thursday after a series of deadly blasts but American R&B crooner Omarion, who suffered no injury or inconvenience, wants people to pray for him.” He’s truly a publicists’ dream…