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What’s your number?

July 1st, 2009 Dacunha Leave a comment Go to comments

Mine is 30.

Find out yours here.

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  1. keith
    July 2nd, 2009 at 08:24 | #1
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    22. my only guess is that you were willing to fight dirtier than me.

  2. alegir
    July 5th, 2009 at 20:27 | #2
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    seventeeeeen

  3. rob
    July 6th, 2009 at 16:05 | #3
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    31 suckas!

  4. alegir
    July 6th, 2009 at 21:37 | #4
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    @rob Do you remember the name of that skiing video we watched in parasite several eons ago? The one where that guy goes across that 2 by 4 to get to a crazy ledge and then drops off it?

  5. tetreault
    July 9th, 2009 at 11:13 | #5
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    Looks like I’m with Keith in getting f’ed up by rascal #23.

    That #22, though, he still got his pre-pubescent girlish larynx kicked in.

  6. Dacunha
    July 9th, 2009 at 12:01 | #6
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    Now, do you guys REALLY think you can take that many? I mean, if 22 50lb rabid kids all attacked you at once in a fenced in basketball court, could you survive? I’m talking biting, scratching, gouging, kicking, etc. By shear mass alone, they might be able to overpower you and knock you down. If they got me on the ground, I’m pretty sure it would be all over for me.

    I was thinking I could probably demolish the first few real quick and demoralize the rest. Although, as I was listening to this radio show, they basically said, “no demoralization involved, they are zombie rabies kids with basically infinite energy” (not all that inaccurate when talking about 5 year olds). I’m thinking I would probably run out of steam after about 5minutes of serious 5-year old head bashing…so I’d need to take down 30 in about 5 minutes. Not sure I could do that if they were running around climbing on my back and crap. Then again, how many punches does it take to KO a 5 y.o.? I’m thinking 1, I might even be able to take out more than one with a single punch, so maybe it is possible.

    What kind of techinques do you think would be effective at holding off a swarm of 20+ zombie kids?

  7. JD
    July 9th, 2009 at 13:23 | #7
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    a swarm of 20+ zombie kids? always carry candy brains

  8. Mackin
    July 9th, 2009 at 16:07 | #8
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    My number is 30. But the question is how zombie? I mean do they feel pain, if I rip off an arm (not that I could – physically I mean) will they keep coming, or can you stop them with a swift kick to the chest? 5 years olds aren’t that tough, but you get three on my back and I am going to have a hard time staying mobile. If you lose your balance and fall you are toast – so it also might matter how good of a fighting unit the 5YOs make. Have they fought together before? Even 5YOs can come up with basic stategy to trip up an opponent and maul…

  9. Dacunha
    July 9th, 2009 at 16:52 | #9
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    How zombie? Well, I think crushing the head on a 5 yo zombie would be sufficient to incapacitate them. So let’s go with “Shawn of the Dead” zombie strength, a cricket or baseball bat (or equivalent) to the head once should do the trick. The thing is, you are not going to have such a hard swing-able object in the fight. You’ll have to rip an arm off one of them and use that I guess…

  10. Dacunha
    July 9th, 2009 at 16:55 | #10
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    I think they meant zombie not as in REALLY zombie, but emotionless. I think they can still feel pain, but they were stressing the fact that they keep coming and making them cry won’t work.

  11. tetreault
    July 10th, 2009 at 08:55 | #11
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    @JD
    HAHA, hilarious!

  12. tetreault
    July 10th, 2009 at 09:06 | #12
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    Yeah, all good points…. realistically picturing the situation, I think I’d get torn up before I could take out 22.

    Here’s my strategy. As they start coming, run towards them and grab the very first kid. Pick them up and run to the farthest point you can away from the swarm to give yourself a little time. On your way there, kill the kid you grabbed. Then once the kid is dead, grab them by one or both feet and swing away.

    I think you’d have to constantly swing something and keep moving around – without that it wouldn’t take long at all for them to grab your legs and trip you up. If you just try to punch through it, after 1 or 2 missed KO shots you’d be way behind.

  13. gravy
    July 10th, 2009 at 09:19 | #13
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    Seventeen. The picking up kids and throwing them is probably nearly impossible. I’d be more inclined to grab one by the arms and spin around using the child to sweep a path for my escape.

  14. Dacunha
    July 10th, 2009 at 12:46 | #14
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    @ Tetreault: yeah, I agree. Need to keep them off you. I was thinking I could keep my arms kind of up and out and slightly bent (like throwing a hook punch) and use a punching/twisting motion to keep them at bay. I was also thinking that letting the dead/disabled ones pile up in front of me to use as a buffer, possibly with my back to the fence. I think limiting their access to my back/legs would be essential.

    @gravy: escape is impossible!

    @JD: my supply of candy brains is low…. :(

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